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Eben B. Fabros


Alfred Hitchcock  - "Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."

HANDS.....

Best regards, Eben hp# +639172471510 "If you settle for what they're giving you...you deserve what you get." Hands! A basketball in my hands is worth about $19. A basketball in Michael Jordan's hands is worth about $33 million. It depends whose hands it's in. A baseball in my hands is worth about $6. A baseball in Roger Clemens' hands is worth $475 million. It depends on whose hands it's in. A tennis racket is useless in my hands. A tennis racket in Andre Agassi's hands is worth millions. It depends whose hands it's in. A rod in my hands will keep away an angry dog. A rod in Moses' hands will part the mighty sea. It depends whose hands it's in. A slingshot in my hands is a kid's toy. A slingshot in David's hand is a mighty weapon. It depends whose hands it's in. Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my hands is a couple of fish sandwiches. Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in Jesus' hands will feed thousands.. It depends whose hands it's in. Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse. Nails in Jesus Christ's hands will Produce salvation for the entire world. It depends whose hands it's in. As you see now, it depends whose hands it's in. So put your concerns, your worries, your fears, your hopes, your dreams, your families and your relationships in God's hands because... It depends whose hands it's in. This message is now in YOUR hands.. What will YOU do with it? It Depends on WHOSE Hands it's in! _._,___

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No Philosophies........these are REAL XPERIENCES....

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 David Bissonette

 

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.  Sacha Guitry

 

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

 
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.  Anonymous

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?  Dumas

 

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

 

 

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'  Anonymous

 

 

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison

 
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'  James Holt McGavra

 

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.  Patrick Murra

 

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash

 

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous

 

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.  Henny Youngman

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.   Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'   Anonymous

 

 

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'  Anonymous

 

 

Love is Life; Life is Wife; But, Wife is Knife.   Raghu

 

 

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!