No Philosophies........these are REAL XPERIENCES....

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 David Bissonette

 

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.  Sacha Guitry

 

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

 
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.  Anonymous

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?  Dumas

 

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

 

 

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'  Anonymous

 

 

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison

 
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'  James Holt McGavra

 

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.  Patrick Murra

 

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash

 

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous

 

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.  Henny Youngman

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.   Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'   Anonymous

 

 

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'  Anonymous

 

 

Love is Life; Life is Wife; But, Wife is Knife.   Raghu

 

 

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

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What Goes To Heaven First?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven.....

which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,

"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,

"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"

THE NUN FAINTED!

work work work

Why Dads buy a Wii...

Something to look forward to....

ERICSSON

NOKIA SIEMENS

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Calling In Gay...

Calling in 'gay' to work is latest form of protest

Day Without A Gay seeks to shift our strong feelings about injustice toward service! Let's fight for equality by out-loving those who would deny us rights. Call in "gay" on December 10th (International Human Rights Day) and volunteer for your local LGBT and/or human rights organizations.

This site allows the LGBT community and our allies to be active in the search for service by posting and searching volunteer opportunities. We will not sit at home on December 10, 2008. We will offer love and support to those who need it most, the way only the gay community can!

THINK AGAIN

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DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us ?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I would have been released today.'

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