DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nuclei and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine; it carries the cell's genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the sequence of its nucleotides. Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:
Prostitute: DNAvirgin
Old Maid: DNAgamit
Bachelor: DNAkasal
Arab: DNAahit
Water Conservationist: DNAliligo
Bin Laden: DNAhanap at DNAhuli
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo: DNAaamin.
Town Fiesta: DNAyo
Loser: DNAya
Uncircumcised: DNAtuli
Pandak: DNAtumangkad
Not Good Looking: DNAbale
Softy:DNAtayo
Ugly:DNApusuan
Smarty:DNAgukan
Prisoner of Love:DNAmakatayo
Love at first sight:DNAmakatulog
Delayed Menstruation:DNAdatnan
Thief:DNAkalusot
Broken heart:DNApusuan
Bulging tummy:DNAkuntentto
Honeymoon:DNAmakapagpigil
Looking for the eye of love:DNAdapa
Breathless body:DNAmatay siya
Bad Breath:DNAkahalik
Block passage:DNAmakatae
Lonely:DNAmaka ngiti
Nuns:DNApormahan
Priest:DNAkayanan
DNAtawa kayo!
DNAkayo mabiro...
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